The Cleveland Indians are 6-7 in the AL Central, AKA last place in the AL Central.
Wait What? The Indians are in last place? How could this be?
The same Indians that made the World Series last year? The same Indians that were supposed to end up going to the World Series again this season? The same Indians that were supposed to have an amazing lineup?
Ok that last question made myself laugh in a way. The fact that these baseball experts made the Indians seem like a great offensive team is mind boggling to me. Yeah they added Edwin Encarnacion, but besides him they’re lineup is like the Angels. They have Lindor like the Angels have Mike Trout. Great players, but have no one surrounded around them.
I hate to ruin the season for Cleveland fans because they want to be winners so badly in their terrible city, but I have to wake them up. This season won’t get any better for you Indians fans. It’s going to get worse, mainly because you don’t have a very good team. but I have a way that may help you find happiness.
Becoming an Astros fan will be the best decision a Cleveland fan will make in the year 2017. The Astros are about 150 times better than the Cleveland Indians. The Astros are in first place, unlike the Cleveland Indians. The Astros have an offense, unlike the Cleveland Indians.
And the Astros are actually more fun to watch than the Cleveland Indians! So hop on the bandwagon, you won’t regret it!
For Texas Rangers Fans:
Wow, it’s been a really tough season so far. I mean, it’s been awful. How you guys still continue to watch the trash team is beyond me. I mean, I couldn’t imagine watching the Rangers every single night and maintain optimism on the season. I told you guys this wasn’t going to be a great season, and like some great minds in past history, you guys chose to ignore me. You guys doubted my knowledge of the game. You guys couldn’t believe that I may actually know something. Nope you guys still believed that your Rangers were actually a damn good team.
This damn good thought that you guys had, was just a DAMN GOOD LIE!
Like I told Indians fans before, this isn’t going to be a great season for you guys. It isn’t going to get any better, but there’s still time to jump on the Astros bandwagon. You won’t regret it!
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