HOUSTON, TX - JUNE 25:  Dallas Keuchel #60 of the Houston Astros celebrates after a complete-game shutout as the Astros defeated the New York Yankees 4-0 at Minute Maid Park on June 25, 2015 in Houston, Texas.  (Photo by Scott Halleran/Getty Images)

Dallas Keuchel And The Houston Astros Are Bringing Madness To Cleveland 1


It’s Astros vs Indians tonight and many people are viewing this as a playoff preview matchup. I say bullshit to that!

Playoff preview? Hell no!

If the Astros have to play the Indians in the playoffs, then that’s the MLB showing blatant disrespect to the best team in baseball. If you give the Astros the Indians in the playoffs, you’re not legitimatizing the playoffs at all!

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Indians fans will see what Hell looks like tonight. They will see what it’s like to walk through the gates of Hell when Dallas Keuchel comes to town and sends fire to the awful city of Cleveland.

Keuchel will light up that city like it’s never been lit up before and many Clevelanders will be praying that he stops the madness, but the madness will not stop.

The madness will last all 9 innings and in today’s game, that’s about 3 hours of madness. I wouldn’t be surprised if families try to leave the stadium with their kids because they don’t want to show them the madness that has come to town. I can imagine fans fleeing the exits in total horror at what will be happening tonight.

No one wants to see madness with their own eyes. We only want to see it in the movies, but tonight Dallas Keuchel and the Houston Astros will bring MADNESS to the city of Cleveland.

My suggestion,

Stay in your homes,

The City of Cleveland will be under A State Of Emergency!

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  • Eric

    Sorry Astros are going down quicker than New England prostitute during Fleet week. As a matter of fact the Astros might be able to show those prostitutes a thing or two about how to suck